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Why
did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
The most comprehensive listing on the Web (or so it
should be).
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U2:
- It was the sweetest thing.
- The chicken can't live with or without crossing.
- The chicken can't cross with or without you.
UFO researcher:
- It was a conspiracy of aliens against chickenkind.
- The chicken did not cross the road; it was abducted.
Uhura (Star Trek):
- Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir?
United Airlines:
- For frequent fryer miles.
Unknown Authors (also known as Folk Wisdom):
- To show possums it could really be done.
- I don't know why everyone keeps on talking about the chicken that crossed the road. As far as I am concerned someone built a road across the chicken's path.
- On a strange road chickens cross fast.
- The chicken that pauses too long before the crossing will forever stay on one side of the road.
- The chicken that has never crossed the road says its mother cooks best.
- The grass is always greener on the other side of the road.
- Wherever there is a road there is also a chicken to cross.
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