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Why
did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
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Q (Star Trek):
- Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad your puny human brain wouldn't be able to comprehend the answer.
Quark (Star Trek):
- Now really, why would I have bribed him to do it so I could make a tidy profit in the station pool? Besides, all I know is that chicken tastes just like tube grubs.
- Who, me?
- There was opportunity on the other side.
- The 71st rule of acquisition says to go where no chicken has gone before; where there is no reputation there is profit.
J. Danforth Quayle:
- "chicken" C-H-I-K-E-N "chicken"
- Ite sawe ae potatoee.
- A chicken is too much to waste.
- It was ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Captain Queeg:
- You may tell the roosters for me there are four ways of crossing the road: the right way, the wrong way, the chicken way, and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along.
Queen:
- One road, one vision.
The Red Queen:
- Who cares? Off with it's head!
Queenie:
- Because I told it to.
Qui-Gon (Star Wars):
- If you are afraid of being hit by an eighteen wheeler, don't cross the road, my friend.
- I sense something in this chicken.
- Crossing the road must not be an accident. It is the work of the Force.
Don Quixote de la Mancha:
- The chicken was not crossing the road but running across the battlefield to fight for the mistress of its heart.
- He was chasing windmills.
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