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Why
did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
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Last updated: June 21, 1999
Bryan Adams:
- The chicken deramed a dream that no one else could see.
Isaac Asimov:
- The chicken obeyed the three laws that govern all robots.
- The chicken was a robot and merely wanted to protect humans.
Joe Cocker:
- The road was so beautiful to the chicken!
Faith Hill:
- It's the pivotal moment.
Napoleon Hill:
- To think and grow rich.
Qui-Gon (Star Wars):
- If you are afraid of being hit by an eighteen wheeler, don't cross the road, my friend.
- I sense something in this chicken.
- Crossing the road must not be an accident. It is the work of the Force.
Darth Maul (Star Wars):
- At last the chicken can reveal itself.
Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars):
- That chicken is a jedi. I saw its laser sword.
- No truck can thump on a jedi chick.
Shmi Skywalker (Star Wars):
- That path is laid before the chicken alone. It must make a choice of its own.
U. S. Surgeon General:
- Quitting Crossing Roads Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to the Chicken's Health.
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