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Why
did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
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Ralph Nader:
- A chicken on a road is unsafe at any speed
The Grand Nagus (Star Trek):
- Stupid chicken! You don't cross the road all at once! You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing! (Inconceivable!)
Kosh Naranek (Babylon 5):
- *tweetle* *blatt* *flash* Understanding is a three-edged sword.
Na 'Toth (Babylon 5):
- It is a deathwalker!
Carrie Nation:
- To do the work of the lord and fight the evils of the demon rum.
Neelix (Star Trek):
- Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system. But--if you can catch it, I can cook it.
Nero:
- To see the headlights of Rome.
Binyamin Netanyahu:
- The chicken did not cross the road, it merely redeployed from 10% of the road.
- Most Israelis on the left mistakenly think that they want the chicken to cross the road. But not to let them get to the other side. And that's not really crossing the road. That's why I say it's better to keep them in the coop.
Sarah Netanyahu:
- You, Chicken, are the worst %#*@ing housekeeper, ever! You're fired!
Alfred E. Neumann:
- What? Me worry?
Bob Newhart:
- It crossed becau ... Same to you, fella.
Sir Isaac Newton:
- Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
- Because an apple fell on its head.
New York Chicken:
- $B%_(BD* Hey! I'm walkin' here!
New Yorker:
- Get that freakin' chicken off the freakin' road or I'll break its freakin' neck!
Jack Nicholson:
- 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
- You WANT that chicken on the road. You NEED that chicken on the road.You're just too much of a chicken to be on that road YOURSELF!
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche:
- Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
- There was no chicken, no road, no crossing. There was only an interpretation.
- To make man uncomfortable, that is the chicken's task.
Nike:
- Just did it.
Richard M. Nixon:
- The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
- The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
- That part of our conversation was accidentally erased.
- That chicken was not a crook.
- It was not a chicken. It was my dog.
Noah:
- To find her rooster to get in line to board the arc.
Mrs. Noah:
- A dove, stupid, he said a dove!
Oliver North:
- National Security was at stake.
- I do not recall any such events. I had no knowledge of these occurences.
Peter Norton:
- It was a virus and it saw me coming...
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