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Why
did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
The most comprehensive listing on the Web (or so it
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Lee Iacocca:
- It found a better car, which was on the other side of the road.
Henrik Ibsen:
- To seek some type of life in which she can be more than a mere doll.
David Bar-Ilan:
- This question represents the worst sort of gross antisemitism on the part of the world's media. Reuters is particularly culpable...
Dr. Jack Van Impe:
- Well you see, here's the really exciting part, if we were to look at Revelation 17:3 we will see that the Whore of Babylon rides on a scarlet beast. A scarlet beast! What this means is a Rhode Island Red. And the truly glorious thing is that this beast, this Rhode Island Red, this CHICKEN has crossed the road EXACTLY as was prophesized in the Bible and this is all a sign, Revelation 17:3, that we're living in the End Time. Hallelujah! And if you would like more information on the significance of this chicken crossing the road as all part of God's great plan then send me $50 and you will receive this set of video tapes along with a copy of my recent book "Chickens: fowl beast, or foul beast?"
Avram Infeld:
- My dear, you are most beautiful! Let's discuss this question over dinner...
The Ingham Twins (New Zealand Rugby Stars):
- Arh ... um yeah.... what me? (hoick) chicken road yeah... you know ... giggle.
Eugene Ionescu:
- He was the last chicken left, and was staying that way until the end.
My Friend Irma:
- The light must have been green.
Jason Ironheart (Babylon 5):
- "One chicken in a thousand is hatched near a road. One in every ten thousand of those ever tries to cross it. Half of them are run over by cars."
Isaiah:
- I came upon a valley of dry chicken bones...
Tame Iti (Maori activist. Renowned for not even consulting other Maori activists.):
- The chicken crossed the road to trample Tuhoe rangitiratanga which if it had bothered to study the real historical facts of this matter it would have known were the true law and custom which govern all chickens.
Ivanova (Babylon 5):
- "...and if the chicken ever crosses the road again, Ivanova will personally rip its LUNGS out!"
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