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US Since November 1995, when my first MLM page went up, I had many different sites. is an effort to bring all different English and Hungarian sites together via this switchboard and store the official Chickenology pages.

HU 1995 novembere óta, mióta az elso MLM lapot elkészítettem, számos honlappal rendelkeztem. A egy kapcsolótáblaként szolgál a különbözo helyekhez és helyt ad a hivatalos Chickenológia oldalaknak.

Dear visitor:

Many thanks for visiting the official chickenology pages of Ervin's ESL Net.  Here you will find many attempts by the greatest and the most famous to answer the question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"  We'd like to think that this is the single largest collection of chickenology entries.  Please feel free to add your own so that we may share those with others.  Send your entries to:

Still better idea:  Join our chickenology mailing list - a low traffic list so far - to get site updates and new chicken jokes in your mailbox.

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By clicking on the appropriate links you can access many useful resources both at the Chickenology Encyclopedia and the ESL Net Web sites. Currently we are in the middle of re-designing our sites to make sure that:

opening main pages will become faster,
frame-in-the-frame will be eliminated,
clicking a link will less frequently open up new windows,
the sites will have a more unified look.

Some of the pages are not as updated as we would like to have them. Please forgive us... We work on updating as many of them as possible.  Many outdated pages were erased recently and - after careful testing - we will erase what is necessary.

This site can be improved only when you, the visitor are willing to share your opinion with us.  Please send us an e-mail or leave your message in our guestbook or on our message board.

iconChicken of the Week

George Washington:

Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration.

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