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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
The most comprehensive listing on the Web (or so it should be).

Zathras (Babylon 5):

If chicken cross road, chicken die. If chicken not cross road, chicken also die. Either way, is bad for chicken.

Zeno of Elea:

To prove it could never reach the other side.


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