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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
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Tasha Yar (Star Trek):

That depends... was it fully functional?

Molly Yard:

It was a hen!

Yoda (Star Wars):

	Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
	Roads? What do you know of roads? For 800 years have I trained chickens; my own counsel I will keep on why they cross!
	This chicken, long time have I watched. Always looking away to the crossing of the road! Never his mind on WHERE HE WAS! Allante! Hah! El Dorado! Hmph! A chicken has not use for things such as these.
	Do not under-estimate the powers of the road, or suffer the butcher's block you will!

Henny Youngman:

Take this chicken ... please.