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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
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Uhura (Star Trek):

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	To show possums it could really be done.
	I don't know why everyone keeps on about the chicken that crossed the road. As far as I am concerned someone built a road across the chicken's path.
	There was a young chicken of Niger, Who went across the road on a tiger, They returned from the ride With the chicken inside And a smile on the face of the tiger.