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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
The most comprehensive listing on the Web (or so it should be).

Q (Star Trek):

Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad your puny human brain wouldn't be able to comprehend the answer.

Quark (Star Trek):

Now really, why would I have bribed him to do it so I could make a tidy profit in the station pool? Besides, all I know is that chicken tastes just like tube grubs.
Who, me?
There was opportunity on the other side.
The 71st rule of acquisition says to go where no chicken has gon before; where there is no reputation there is profit.

Dan Quayle:

"chicken" C-H-I-K-E-N "chicken"

The Red Queen:

Who cares? Off with it's head!


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