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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
The most comprehensive listing on the Web (or so it should be).

O'Brien (Star Trek):

Well, it's nothing a good pint or two won't fix.
Well, it wasn't due to a bloody transporter malfunction, I can tell you that.
No problem, Commander, I'll get right on it.

Odo (Star Trek):

I don't have the slightest idea--and I don't particularly care... but then, I've never understood you ornithoids' need to engage in such pointless behavior.
I don't know, but I'm sure it must be Quark's fault.

George Orwell:

Because Big Brother was watching to make sure that it did cross the road, although in its heart, the chicken never did.

Uncle Owen (Star Wars):

I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.

Admiral Ozzel (Star Wars):

Lord Vader, the chicken has crossed the street and is preparing to... acgh! wheeze! cough! THUD!

 

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