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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
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Ralph Nader:

A chicken on a road is unsafe at any speed

The Grand Nagus (Star Trek):

Stupid chicken! You don't cross the road all at once! You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing! (Inconceivable!)

Kosh Naranek (Babylon 5):

*tweetle* *blatt* *flash* Understanding is a three-edged sword.

Neelix (Star Trek):

Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system. But--if you can catch it, I can cook it.

Sir Isaac Newton:

	Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
	Because an apple fell on its head.

Jack Nicholson:

'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.

Nietzsche:

Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Richard M. Nixon:

	The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
	That part of our conversation was accidentally erased.

Oliver North:

National Security was at stake.

Peter Norton:

It was a virus and it saw me coming...