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A chicken on a road is unsafe at any speed |
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Stupid chicken! You don't cross the road all at once! You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing! (Inconceivable!) |
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*tweetle* *blatt* *flash* Understanding is a three-edged sword. |
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Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system. But--if you can catch it, I can cook it. |
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Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road. |
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Because an apple fell on its head. |
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'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason. |
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Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. |
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The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. |
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That part of our conversation was accidentally erased. |
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National Security was at stake. |
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It was a virus and it saw me coming... |
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