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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
The most comprehensive listing on the Web (or so it should be).

Jabba (Star Wars):

Bo shuda chicken!
I have little use for chickens who drop their eggs at first sign of a cross-walk.

Janeway (Star Trek):

Its primary goal was no doubt to get back to the Alpha Quadrant... and it probably misses its dog.

Marcy Jefferson:

Why do you keep calling me a chicken?

Thomas Jefferson:

When in the Course of chicken events, it becomes necessary for one people of chicken to cross the road which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinion of chickenkind requires that they should declare the cause which impel them to the crossing.

Jerjerrod (Star Wars):

The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

John Paul Jones:

It has not yet begun to cross!

Carl Jung:

The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurences into being.


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