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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
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Lee Iacocca:

It found a better car, which was on the other side of the road.

Dr. Jack Van Impe:

Well you see, here's the really exciting part, if we were to look at Revelation 17:3 we will see that the Whore of Babylon rides on a scarlet beast. A scarlet beast! What this means is a Rhode Island Red. And the truly glorious thing is that this beast, this Rhode Island Red, this CHICKEN has crossed the road EXACTLY as was prophesized in the Bible and this is all a sign, Revelation 17:3, that we're living in the End Time. Hallelujah! And if you would like more information on the significance of this chicken crossing the road as all part of God's great plan then send me $50 and you will recieve this set of video tapes along with a copy of my recent book "Chickens: fowl beast, or foul beast?"

Jason Ironheart (Babylon 5):

"One chicken in a thousand is hatched near a road. One in every ten thousand of those ever tries to cross it. Half of them are run over by cars."

Ivanova (Babylon 5):

"...and if the chicken ever crosses the road again, Ivanova will personally rip its LUNGS out!"