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The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. |
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It wasn't one chicken, you lying white devils! It was TEN MILLION chickens! |
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Oh, don't mind that chicken. It's from Barcelona. |
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BASIL! Why is there a CHICKEN in my hotel? |
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I just don't have room here to give the full explanation... |
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(Boba Fett:) What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me! (Darth Vader:) The Empire will compensate you if he's squashed. |
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To escape from the Phone Cops! |
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Don't you see it? The sky has turned to blood, the field has turned to fire... THE CHICKENS! DON'T YOU SEE THE CHICKENS? |
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It probably fell from an airplane and couldn't stop its forward momentum. |
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Die chicken wanga? |
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The chicken must be allowed to cross! |
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The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich. |
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The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. |
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To cross the road less traveled by. |
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Whose road this is I think I know, His house is in the village though; He will not see me crossing here To watch his woods fill up with snow. |
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I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. |
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Now Andy, let me tell you a thing or two about chickens. Chickens cross roads in those other counties, but not here in Mayberry. No chicken crosses no roads in Mayberry without Deputy Fyfe knowing about it! |
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