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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
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Louis Farrakkan:

	The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
	It wasn't one chicken, you lying white devils! It was TEN MILLION chickens!

Basil Fawlty:

Oh, don't mind that chicken. It's from Barcelona.

Sybil Fawlty:

BASIL! Why is there a CHICKEN in my hotel?

Pierre de Fermat:

I just don't have room here to give the full explanation...

Boba Fett (Star Wars):

(Boba Fett:) What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me! (Darth Vader:) The Empire will compensate you if he's squashed.

Dr. Johnny Fever:

To escape from the Phone Cops!

Fiver (from Watership Down):

Don't you see it? The sky has turned to blood, the field has turned to fire... THE CHICKENS! DON'T YOU SEE THE CHICKENS?

Gerald R. Ford:

It probably fell from an airplane and couldn't stop its forward momentum.

Bib Fortuna (Star Wars):

	Die chicken wanga?
	The chicken must be allowed to cross!

Sigmund Freud:

	The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich.
	The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Robert Frost:

	To cross the road less traveled by.
	Whose road this is I think I know, His house is in the village though; He will not see me crossing here To watch his woods fill up with snow.
	I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.

Barney Fyfe:

Now Andy, let me tell you a thing or two about chickens. Chickens cross roads in those other counties, but not here in Mayberry. No chicken crosses no roads in Mayberry without Deputy Fyfe knowing about it!