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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens cross roads?
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Wyatt Earp:

Well, chicken, are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?

Ecclesiastes:

	For every fowl, there is a season. A time for garlic, a time for sage...
	This bird is meaningless.

Eeyore:

If it did. Which I doubt. Not that it matters.

Albert Einstein:

	Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
	Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

T.S. Eliot:

It's not that they cross, but that they cross like chickens.

Harlan Ellison:

Because he had no beak and must scream.

Emergency Medical Holographic Doctor on U.S.S. Voyager:

(See HoloDoc)

Ralph Waldo Emerson:

The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.

Emperor (Star Wars):

	Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
	And now, young chicken, now you will die.
	Soon the hen-house will be crushed and young chick will be one of us!
	Foolish chicken! Only now, at the end, do you see the head-lights!

Epicurus:

For fun.

E.T.:

Chicken, phone home